Our PE teacher has black curly hair, like a few bowls of hot instant noodles on his head. He is 185cm tall and weighs more than 170 Jin, but he is very timid. Why don't you believe it? Listen to me.

大家的体育教师存着一头灰黑色的卷头发,如同几碗热呼呼的泡面扣在了他头顶。身高185公分,休重一百七十多斤,可就是这样堂堂“七尺”男子汉胆量却十分的小,如何,你没信?听我渐渐地道来。


It's also a long-awaited PE class. The students stand in a row in order and follow the rhythm of the teacher lazily, doing funny and ugly gymnastic movements, "12345678, 223456...!" The students looked up to the sound source inexplicably, when we did not react, we saw that the tall and strong figure "brush" disappeared without a trace, only the residual echo floated in the air lonely "mouse... Drive away...", the students were all stunned. In front of my eyes, there was still the shadow of the mouse, who had been scared away by the roar of the physical education teacher. I don't know who can't help laughing. Suddenly, it seems that some kind of mechanism has been untied, and the whole class burst into laughter. At this time, the teacher came out with a serious face, "class!" His voice was strong and strong, which seemed different from him before. What he didn't know was that his red ears had already betrayed him.

也是一节期盼已久的体育课程,学生们齐整地站成一排,跟随教师的节奏感懒懒的晃动人体,做着搞笑又不好看的体操动作,“一二三四五六七八,二二三四五六……啊——!!”学生们无缘无故地仰头向声源处放眼望去,在我们还没反应回来时,就看见那抹又高又大健壮的影子“刷”的一下消退的无声无息,仅有那残余的回声孤零零的飘在空气中“耗子啊啊啊啊……赶跑……”,学生们均是一脸瞠目结舌的小表情。眼下哪也有那耗子的身影,早被体育教师的河东狮吼吓得不知所终。不知道到底是谁禁不住“扑哧”一声笑出声来,猛然,好像解除了某类行政机关,班里捧腹大笑。这时候教师一脸严肃认真的离开了出去,“授课!”响声洪厚强有力,与以前的他好像大不相同,可他不晓得的是,那红彤彤耳朵里面早就出售了他。


Physical education teacher's skills - thousand mile eye and smooth ear are also quite powerful, and they can always put some "demons" on the right path. No small action can escape his two magic weapons. No one knows, no one knows!

体育教师的专业技能——火眼金睛和顺风耳也是非常强大的,总是能把一些“邪灵妖精”让其“踏入正路”。一切动作都逃不出他的这两个宝物。真是是无人不晓,众人皆知呀!


We are listening carefully to the teacher's speech, Xiaoming and Xiaohong, the two "troublemakers" began to ignore the teacher and classmates, and began to talk as if there were no one else. Look, the first magic weapon of P.E. teacher shunfenger will never be late. Once again, he accurately captured the voice of the students. The second magic weapon "Qianliyan" successfully "joined forces". His eyes were fixed on Xiaoming and Xiaohong, and they were numb. The teacher moved his eyes.