Soft sunlight shining on the study, the lily on the desk exudes a strong fragrance, I sit on the chair leisurely holding "earthly strange man". Ren sixu follows Feng Jicai's story of wandering around the street with a wine lady, buying a clay statue of Hai Zhangwu in clay figurine Zhang's shop, and brushing the wall with a brush li... Suddenly, there is a cry outside the door that can speed up the rotation of the earth. That cry, earth shaking, it is too terrible! Who will have such "super power"?

温和的日光直射着小书房,桌子的百合花释放着浓厚的芳香,我坐着桌椅上悠闲自在捧着《俗世奇人》。任心绪追随冯骥才的叙述闲游——和酒婆一起在街上转圈圈,在泥人张的小店内买海张五的泥像,与刷子李一块儿涂墙……忽然,房间门外传出了一阵足够让地球上加快转动的哭泣声。那哭泣声,英雄王座,确实是太可怕了!到底是谁,会有着那样的“超自然能力”呢?


Needless to say, maybe you can guess that he is the child who has refreshed the world cry list for countless times - my brother! When it comes to breaking the world record, I can't help saying: "my brother is very talented in crying." I don't think there is a better one in the world than him in the ability of "crying". Moreover, there is no reason for his "crying" and it is impossible to prevent it. Some things, in my opinion, do not need to cry at all. However, he broke out his own strength to cry, and invited all the neighbors upstairs and downstairs to our house. Every time at this time, mom and dad will always accompany the smiling face and constantly say sorry to the neighbors.

别说,或许你也就能够猜到,他便是这位更新了一次次全球抽泣榜的小孩子——弟弟!说到更新世界记录这事,我通常都是会不由自主地说上一句话:“我弟弟在哭这些方面很有天赋的。”在“抽泣”这些方面的工作能力,我觉得世界上从此找不着比他强的了。并且,他的“哭”是没有理由的,也是束手无策的。有一些事儿,我认为,是彻底不需要哭的。但是,他却疫情了自身的洪荒之力去哭,把楼层之间的隔壁邻居都请到我家“拜访”。每到这个时候,父母一直会陪着笑容,不断对隔壁邻居说抱歉。


I once calculated an account: if my brother cried ten grams of tears a day, he cried seventy grams of tears a week; Then I cried 2100 grams of tears in a month. That's more than 4 jin of tears! What about a year? Ten years? It's terrible to think about it! If it goes on like this, can it merge into a river! It's not too much to call him a "tears machine"!

曾经的我算过一笔账:假如侄子一天痛哭十克泪水,那麼一周痛哭七十克泪水;那麼一个月就痛哭2000一百克泪水。那就是整整超出4斤泪水呀!那麼一年呢?十年呢?想一想都恐怖!假如那样下来,是否能够融成一条河!称他为“落泪机”,不算过吧!