In the fifth grade, our class transferred to a female classmate, she is not tall, fat, head with a long ponytail. "My name is sun Zhuowei, from Xumeng primary school." Her introduction is not over, and some students in the class can't help laughing.

上五年级时,我们班转来啦一个女生,她身高不高,肥肥的,脑后扎着一条细细长长高马尾。“我的名字叫孙著伟,来源于许孟中小学。”她的详细介绍都还没完毕,班级一些同学们禁不住“哈哈哈”笑起来。


Sun Zhuowei? Isn't that my name? I can't believe my ears. Only after listening to her introduction did I know that this "ponytail" has the same name as my big boy, and the words used in the name are exactly the same.

孙著伟?这不是自己的名字吗?我真是难以相信自身的耳朵里面。直至听完她的详细介绍,.我了解这一“高马尾”跟我这个大男孩子同名,姓名汉字也彻底一样。


Only when a ponytail falls from the sky can the devil know what will happen. In the first math class, the teacher just called out "sun Zhuowei". We both stood up and laughed. I don't know how red my face is, but I feel hot all over. I glared at "ponytail" and sat down. Almost at the same time, she sat down quietly. To this end, the students are a burst of snickering.

天上掉下个“高马尾”,天才了解会产生些什么事情呢。第一节数学教学上,教师刚叫了一声“孙著伟”,我们俩不谋而合地站了起來,班级猛然欢笑声不仅。我也不知道自身的脸有多红,只感觉全身热辣辣的,我重重地瞪了“高马尾”一眼,一臀部坐着了。基本上另外,她也一声不响地坐着了。因此,学生们也是一阵窃笑。


The more exasperating things are yet to come. Members of the learning committee often gave me my ponytail and her to me when they sent out exercise books. I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. At the class meeting, the teacher named sun Zhuowei and praised him. I was very happy, but my deskmate said it was not me who praised him. After class, the iron man stood outside the classroom and called me out to play, "ponytail" promised me many times at the same time.

更可恨的事儿仍在之后呢。文艺委员发练习本,不清楚是有心或是不经意,经常将我的给了“高马尾”,把她的给了我。班大会上,教师训话夸奖孙著伟,我正开心着,同学就说夸奖的并不是我。下课,铁哥们立在课室外边喊我出来玩乐,“高马尾”数次跟我另外同意。


Ah, sun Zhuwei, it's all this hateful sun Zhuwei, no! Hateful "ponytail". For this reason, I decided to change my name, but after my parents knew the reason, they resolutely disagreed. Just go your own way and let others laugh.

哎,孙著伟,全是这一可恨的孙著伟,不!可恨的“高马尾”。因此,我打算改一改自身的姓名,但是,父母了解事儿的原因后,果断不同意。而已,做真实的自己,任别人笑去吧。